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04/14/2005: "ME"

i am john. i like like dolphins. michael jackson is my hero. i eat strange things to make you cringe. i say weird things to get a reaction (good or bad). i memorize everything you say and i will say it back to you 3 months later. i save my earwax in a ball that sits on my desk. i talk like a canary, but sing like a bobblehead. i tell tall tales. i am obsessed with rockets. i love getting punched in the stomach. i jump on my bed once a day. i talk to my invisible hairy monster friends. i want to be a farmer again. i dance in my tighty whiteys by the pool every night at midnight. i laugh everytime you say doodoo. this is me, take it or leave it. what can you do? p.s. never leave your computer unlocked. BYE! =)

Replies: 3 Comments

Correction, you should never leave your computer unlocked around Patricia S. Yun.

John said @ 04/14/2005 02:01 PM PDT

So where did you get a job?
Paddles is my hero.

mimsie said @ 04/14/2005 09:07 PM PDT

your a fag it i would say when u turn 20 u will be gay as hell g2g later

brandon said @ 04/23/2005 04:04 AM PDT