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03/12/2005: "kids say funny things"

Excerpt from a conversation I had today with a youngin'...

Me: So what kind of qualities are you going to look for in a wife?
Boy: (Thinks for awhile) Well, she would have to like to do chores, and have alot of money.
Me: Really? What about being nice and funny?
Boy: Oh yeah. She would have to be nice and funny too. For example, she should be able to burp and fart on command.
Me: (Laughing uncontrollably) Thats a heck of a woman.
Boy: (Concerned by my laughter) Are you going to start crying?

Anyway, maybe you had to be there, but it was hilarious. I also thought it was amusing how he wanted a job where he could watch tv all day while his wife cooked and cleaned. He would carry a briefcase so that his wife wouldn't know what his real job was. And what would he keep in the briefcase? "Donuts and a spoon". Hope you had something funny happen to you today.

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Have you been giving out suckers at the school yard again? Tsk, tsk...

Jayme said @ 03/16/2005 12:07 PM PDT