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01/23/2005: "i am a writer, writer of fictions"

Well, since I got the request from some fellow named only "Balls Deep" for a nude of the day, I give you the first and hopefully the last link to a review of the adult film "1 Night in China", starring none other than the grotesquely manly Chyna of WWF fame (the initial page contains no nudity, etc, but only click the links if you have a strong stomach, particularly the one entitled "The Horror"). I was alerted to the existence of such a film today, and I gotta say, I can not be more displeased. I never watched wrestling an exceptional amount, but I figured all the female stars retired and hung out pool side at Rosie O' Donnell's house or something. To find that they go on to "erotic" film careers...just doesn't seem right. Anyway, I truly apologize to anyone who's stellar mental image of wrestlers I've sullied.

Ok, I need to stop going on about this, but I'm really impressed by the new Decemberists album, Picaresque. The latest track to whet my whistle is "The Engine Driver". Anyway, its vastly better than their pirate themed albums.

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Hey Johnnyboy, thanks in advance for the nightmares of Chyna's clit. I think this quote from the review says it all: "If I was about to perform oral sex on a woman and she whipped something like that out I would be in the bathroom hunched over a toilet faster than Stephen Rea back stage at one of Maury's 'Can You Spot the Tranny?' episodes. "

Jayme said @ 01/24/2005 08:36 PM PDT